All American Whoppers Univeral Harness With Dong

Nothing says "land of the free and home of the brave" like a patriotic vibe with some all-American loving. This red-white-and-blue harness comes complete with a realistic dong modeled after one of our founding fathers (not really, but a gal can dream!). At over 6 inches of curved pleasure and equipped with a suction cup base, this dynamic duo attaches to just about any surface for hands-free fun. Fully adjustable straps customize the fit to suit any body type, while two included O-ring sizes open the door for solo play or some partnered patriotism. Celebrate independence day every day with this star-spangled strap-on set - the rockets red glare never looked so good!