Bionic Thrusting Masturbator

Feeling lonely tonight? Not to worry, the Bionic Thrusting Masturbator is ready to wine and dine you like you're the only person it has servos for. This high-tech pleasure bot has 7 modes of thrusting action just waiting to envelop you in its velvety soft and textured chamber. The more you play, the hotter it gets-but don't worry, its easy-touch control pad lets you adjust the intensity with just a tap. Press the turbo button for an instant climax boost. With over 3 hours of battery life, you'll have plenty of quality time together. And when passions have been thoroughly sated, just toss the removable sleeve in the dishwasher and recharge for your next rendezvous. Who needs a partner when high-performance robotics can deliver such an exquisitely customized experience? The future is now... and oh so deliciously stimulating.